From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: [TAN] So...
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 10:54:57 -0500

...did anything earth-shatteringly important and or interesting happen on
the group or the "real world" whilst I was off in the wilds of Ontario,
Canada cavortin' with natures bounty with nary a TV or radio within' a
twenty kilometer radius...hell, twernt even a god damned robe to be thrown
recklessly or even carefully, perhaps even peckishly, open and what with
ol' Markus smellin' not unlike sardine shit for the past week, well I
ain't exactly been swimmin' in psychosexual/intellectual stimulation other
than that provided by Canuckian ichthyological critterdumb, eh?

Did, by chance, India and Pakistan blast themselves into their component
atoms, eh?

Did Chucky y Janica cease to be a viable dual entity and instead split
into their component atoms, eh?

Hell, did anything fuckin' dissolve into its component atoms, eh?

Did John Novak suddenly become humble, eh?

Did anyone who's angst-ridden and life-weary suddenly discover the will to
live, eh?

Did anyone who's angst-ridden and life-weary suddenly swallow the business
end of an Ithaca twelve guage pump, eh?

Has anyone seen my dick, eh?

Have any oldbies but goodies come back to the rasfwrj roost, eh?

Anybody get married...dead...laid...graduated...pregnant...all the above, eh?

Does anyone know why those crazy Canadians say "eh" after just about every
fuckin' sentence, eh?

Anybody want some nice Northern Pike and Walleye filets, ey?

Anybody ever eat so many hushpuppies, deep fried fish, fried potatoes, and
cold beer that their cholesterol levels are now best measured using the
Richter Scale, eh?

Does anybody know what time it is, eh?

Does anybody really care, eh?











ML, eh.