From: Duncan J Macdonald Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Anyone know when the new FAQ is coming out? Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 14:03:00 -0500 Organization: Titan Systems On 21 Mar 2002 03:43:21 GMT, John S. Novak, III said... > In article , > Duncan J Macdonald wrote: > > >> You do both understand that I have to kill you now, right? > > > Please ensure that the appropriate EPA Impact Statements are filed > > and approved, as well as OSHA mandates complied with prior to any > > egregious killing. > > > Wouldn't want to have the killing declared null and void due to > > improper processes. > > > Oh, and aren't you behind on the white paper > > > > Next time, people, think on how this terrible tragedy-- namely, Duncan > shooting himself in the head, execution-style-- could have been > avoided. --------------------------NEWS FLASH-------------------------- Thursday, 21 March, 2002 Syndic Hated News Northern Virginia Local Police Baffled By Execution Style Suicide by I.M.A. Pseudonym Prince William County police are investigating the death of Duncan J Macdonald, denizen of rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan, late last night, of self-inflicted wounds. "What has us stumped right now is how he managed to shoot himself in the back of the head with a .50 cal sniper rifle, with his hands tied behind his back." "We are sure that it was a suicide, because he left a note, written in blood, apologizing to all suffering workers everywhere, for poor management practices - those that take up all their time filing pointless management surveys and not doing their actual projects." Physical evidence on the scene indicating the execution-style nature of the incident included a 743 page Power Point brief titled: "Management By Platitude - Inspiring Your Subordinates Part One". The brief was found rolled-up and stuffed into his mouth - a sure sign of Cabal [TINC] activity. ----------------------------------------------------------------- -- Duncan J Macdonald macdonald.duncan@hq.navy.mil macdonalddj@comcast.net DMacdonald@TitanCEG.com