Reply-To: "Drew Gillmore" <d_gillmore@hotmail.com>
From: "Drew Gillmore" <d_gillmore@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Survey: who are the legends of fantasy writing ??
Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 03:51:39 -0500


Lara Beaton <lbeaton@west.raytheon.com.SPAMCATCHER> wrote in message
news:7j7cv4$rrk@hacgate2.hac.com...
: The poster formerly known as amdilick@home.com (Annette Dilick)
: wrote:
:
: >On Thu, 03 Jun 1999 01:41:31 GMT,
: >lbeaton@west.raytheon.com.SPAMCATCHER (Lara Beaton) wrote:

<Lara got Bobba Fett, and for those playing at home, I got Han Solo>

: >I got Boba Fett too.  John got Han Solo.
: >What does that say about our relationship?
:
: Umm.... I think that means that I have to marry Drew.

*shrug*

Sooner or later, everyone does.  It's one of those obscure statistical
probability laws.

You don't have to like it.  You don't even have to pretend to like it.  In
fact, you can say whatever you like.

But...for the sake of my small and besieged Ego, just this once, don't
laugh when the priest asks you if you'll love me 'til death do us part.
Even if it is Elvis.

And...if it ain't too much to ask, could you please pretend to kiss me,
ever so gently, before you throw the flowers like a spear at the Matron of
Honor and then proceed to leave with the best man?

Maybe that's too much to ask.  Maybe just a small smile, to show that
maybe, in some other universe or dimension, where there only existed two
humans, you and I, that maybe, just maybe, you would find it in your heart
to have pity on my poor misbegotten soul and favor me with a kiss that
meant something other than "Your brother paid me two hundred bucks to do
this because he thinks you might be gay".

:  At least we're going to the right town for that.


What a quaint and bizarre coincidence!

Who planned this thing, anyway?


Drew Gillmore
--
Drew's Reality
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