Subject: Re: I need a .sig From: "Drew Gillmore" Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Organization: Leisure Force Mark Loy wrote in message news:mloy-0804991436220001@134.68.134.43... : In article <7eire8$nhc$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, Drew Gillmore : All pretty good. : : But hey...let me help you with a few suggestions, mia amigo. I knew I could count on you, mon ami. : Two L's, no waiting. To the point. But doesn't have that "Je ne sais quois" of "Two L's, like in Bullshit." : I've met Mark Loy. Don't believe me? Here, smell my finger. Too true. Too personal. : "You're not doin' it right. You're gettin' slobber _all_ over : it!"--Drew's future boss at his job interview I knew there was a reason you keep sending me those e-mails about an available assistant job at your university. : Made the Toledo to Indy run in less than four parsecs! LOL This one's good. I like this one. : Sexual Surrogate. Ask me about special group rates. : Sexual Dynamo. Ask me about special schtoop rates. : Sexual Deviant. Ask me about special poop rates. I've already got more offers to turn down than I have the stomach for. I might just actually have to give in and sleep with someone. *sigh* It's a hard knock life. : Purty mouf, will travel. Just for you, Mark. Just for you. : Not just for breakfast anymore. I thought about this one, and immediately the IHOP people called and threatened lawsuit. : Number two humblest man on the net. I try harder. If I didn't think that this one would have serious reprecussions I would use it. I was thinking about "The most Arrogant Bastard on the Net" as well, but discarded it for the same reasons. I wanted something that wasn't a derivative of other well-known .sigs. : Graendal did it. G'head, ask me how. That, my friend, would be a full time job. Eventually, I'd have to get around to putting the theory in writing, then a FAQ, and then my theory detailing why Lanfear couldn't have done it, and... It just goes downhill from there. : Rock hard and ready to rumble. *chuckle* : That's not my asshole. Unless, of course, there's dinner and movie in it : for me. That's something that I wanted to keep under wraps, Mark. That was a one time deal, special offer, non-refundable opportunity. Blabbermouth. I thought of a couple more on the way home from work: -- I'm not gay, I'm just fashionably sensitive. -- This space for rent. -- The irony of my life is that the amount of things that I will never know scares me less than the amount of things that I once knew but have forgotten. -- Since I drink like a fish, smoke like a chimney and drive like a crazy man, I live each day like it was my last. -- Just because the technology and knowledge to build a time machine doesn't exist today doesn't mean I won't figure it out sometime in the future. -- Armageddon isn't going to happen because the Bible isn't Y2K compliant. Okay, I stole the last one, but the rest are original. -- Drew Gillmore