From skwid@my-deja.com Mon Nov 13 10:02:50 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: FILK: About a character in WH (was Re: Let's Review, Shall We? (Uber-Spoilers)) From: The Great Gray Skwid Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 10:02:50 -0500 We leaned closer as Zeynep Dilli / 'Morwen' whispered: > > Hi there, > > I'm keeping the spoiler warning and spoiler space for those who > would be spoiled even by knowing whether a character is in a givan > book or not, but it's a filksong down there, and I've removed almost > all the spoilers except one character's name that _does_ come up in > WH. > > > It was Mon, 13 Nov 2000... P. Korda spoke words of wisdom: > > > In article <8uhm64$j8j$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, > > Leigh Butler wrote: > > >Okay, I haven't even looked at the other threads yet, seeing as I'm at > > >work and loathe Deja, but dammit, I'm determined to get in my bid to be > > >part of the WOT FAQ credits... > > > > > > > > > > >storyline. Will someone PLEASE kill Sevanna already? > > I am sure that both Galina and Therave would not mind doing so, and I > > am sure that Faile will be wanting to do so before long, too. (Let's > > see how _Faile_ likes being reduced to being a servant for a complete > > bitch.) > Leigh says so, Pam agrees, and while I can't cite everybody who's > said so both before and after WH, I'm pretty sure 95% of the active > poster population has gone "Kill Sevanna!"--at least once. > Such a refrain started echoes in my head. Especially since I agree > heartily. > So... > PLEASE KILL SEVANNA > (to the tune of "Please Please Me", by Lennon/McCartney) I'll be damned. You inspired me. "Die, Die Sevanna" (to Metallica's "Die, Die My Darling") Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Your plot thread's a stinking turd, Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Stuff those jewels in your bitchy mouth We won't be seeing you again... Your bosom won't save you in Hell. Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! You're future's in a shallow grave, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Should have seen it a-coming on, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Don't you know you can't have the Power, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Dead-end girl in a dead-end plotline, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Now your life drains in the snow, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Your plot thread's a stinking turd, Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Stuff those jewels in your bitchy mouth We won't be seeing you again... Your bosom won't save you in Hell. Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Don't cry to me, Aiel baby! Die, Die, Die Sevanna, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die! > (Apologies to all involved, _except_ Sevanna. And I know the > original has only two distinct stanzas, but seeing as how we all > hate her... It's a parody, no financial gain intended, all that.) Ditto. -- | | |\ | | | ) Theudegisklos "Skwid" Sweinbrothar |/| |\ |/ | |X| ( SKWID, Vulture V4 pilot ( The Humblest Mollusc | | | | | | | ) Evan "Skwid" Langlinais ) on the Net "Cannanihilism: when the emptiness of it all just eats you up" - Kkkenn