From: "Drew Gillmore" Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan References: <3696BF0A.517E@erols.com> <01be4245$2f5615a0$ba9d62cf@buccaneer-s-den> <36A33B8B.213D@erols.com> <7800e0$cbm$5@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca> <36A39140.76F1@erols.com> <780uns$r8v$5@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca> <36A656C6.63CB@erols.com> <36A7F6C4.46F0@erols.com> Subject: Re: This just came to me... Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1999 04:08:41 -0600 Venit wrote in message <36A7F6C4.46F0@erols.com>... >Cassandra wrote: >> >> In article <36A656C6.63CB@erols.com>, evenit@erols.com wrote: >> >(snip) >> > >> > Wouldn't that mean that the Law of My Ass is to _always_ bring your own >> > marshmallow creme? >> >> That's entirely possible. > >Yes, it is, isn't it. > >That's it. The Law of My Ass Regarding Females: "Bringing your own >marshmallow creme can only lead to beneficial circumstances." > >Yeah. I like that. Screw that. Bloody amateurs. You bring four bottles of Wesson cooking oil, at *least* one penguin, two tubs of caramel sauce, a blow torch, twenty feet of industrial strength chain, six pairs of handcuffs, a Polaroid camera, three boxes of duct tape, two six packs of the beer of your choice, a quart of 20/50 weight oil (anything but Pennzoil), an ill tempered poodle named "Grover", two pair of tube sox, a package of moist towlettes, and three small Greeks wearing tuxedos. At least if the date goes bad you can duct tape the hands and feet of the Greeks together then cuff them in a line by their ankles and dump the carmel sauce on them, pour a couple of bottles of oil over the poodle, cover the ground with the motor oil, and sit back with the penguin and have a few beers while you watch. Use the chains to strap the Greeks to the hood of your car when finished. Pffft. "Beneficial circumstances". Drew Gillmore -- http://www.leisureforce.com/silverandgold/ drew@leisureforce.com