From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Thu Dec 14 22:36:19 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Filk: Creeping Plot.
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 03:36:19 GMT

With apologies to Metallica...

Creeping Plot
(to the tune of "Creeping Death")

Slaves
People have to buy, buy his novels
Heed
To his every word, impatient
Faith
That this thing will end, the Creator
Wait
Something might happen, four hundred books.

  So let it be written
  When will it be done
  This story of a chosen one
  So let it be written 
  When will it be done
  To kill Tam al'Thor's only son
  I'm Creeping Plot.

Now
Let the next book go, new best-seller
Tour
I will be with thee, line of fans
Cash
running green and strong, for a mile
Prologue
It is three books long, hail RJ

  So let it be written
  When will it be done
  This story of a chosen one
  So let it be written 
  When will it be done
  To kill Tam al'Thor's only son
  I'm Creeping Plot.

Write to enrage
I creep across the page
Stealing several days
Write to enrage
I creep across the page
Stealing several days

I
Rule the New York Times, more than Crichton
Done
I shall soon be there, ending scene
I
Creep till end of time, final darkness
Cash
Green blood inside me, till I pass.

  So let it be written
  When will it be done
  This story of a chosen one
  So let it be written 
  When will it be done
  To kill Tam al'Thor's only son
  I'm Creeping Plot.

-- 
Alex Goddard
Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee
"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!"
    -Armondo Guitierrez