Subject: Re: TAN: 1999
From: Jamie Bowden <jamie@photon.com>
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

On Thu, 28 Sep 2000, Mark Loy wrote:

> In article <8qvuei$nru$1@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>,
> mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye) wrote:

> > >>Wow.
> > >>Elton John Novak.

> > >Great, now I have this image of Novak wearing crazy-ass sunglasses and a
> > >sequined jacket.

<Rocket Plans, to the tune of Rocket Man>

<Johnny--Humblest on Usenet!, to the tune of Benny and the Jets>

> Next.

When are you gonna FAQ?  
When are you gonna flame out?

I should have listened to my old friends, never gone to Raytheon.

You know they can't get a replacement, there's no one like me to found.
Newbies, who ain't got a clue, getting burnt on the soldering iroooo oooo
ooooo  ooo nnnnss.

So good bye competence road, where bosses of overtime growl,
You can't trap me in your cube farm, 
I'm going back to Chi town.

Back to the el train tracks over my head,
Back to the Big John Hancock.

Oh I've finally decided my future dies, along the Compentence Road.

Jamie Bowden
-- 
"It was half way to Rivendell when the drugs began to take hold"
Hunter S Tolkien "Fear and Loathing in Barad Dur"
Iain Bowen <alaric@alaric.org.uk>