Subject: TAN: Haiku
From: coleslaw@my-dejanews.com
Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1998 02:30:13 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

To Cassandra:

Though you think I'm dumb
I want to be your Warder.
It's driving me nuts.

Cassandra Sedai
Although you're still in high school
Please bond me, post haste!

Mormonism sucks!
I'll never mention it more
If you'll be my pal.

I don't understand
They tell you to killfile me
But I'm a nice guy

Let me take you out
I'll buy you a Gordita.
Fiesta or Supreme?

Whenver I post
And you respond "What the fuck?"
It hurts my feelings.

I am working on
My Warder Application.
You will see it soon.




Other Haiku

Mark Loy is witty!
Mr. Novak is so smart!
I feel inferior.

rec dot arts dot s
f dot written dot robert
hyphen jordan rules!

Who killed Asmodean?
I would really like to know
But I'll have to wait.

If there are any
Real haiku buffs in this group
They are getting mad!

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