From: mloy@iupui.edu (Mark Loy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: [TAN]  Eruzione SCORES! (Olympic Opening Ceremonies)
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 12:36:54 -0500

In article <a536v0$47sr3$4@ID-58302.news.dfncis.de>, Corey M Seward
<9cms4@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote:

> Alex Goddard <agoddard@purdue.edu> wrote:

<snip soma my shit>
 
> > Note To Self: At nearest possible opporunity, become a Canuckian.
> 
> Just repeat after me:  I worship and serve the Great Lord of the Dark 
> Winter.  Just once!  Kneel to him just once..  The invasion of the US has 
> already begun.  Even now, we have sent Celine Dion to Las Vegas to begin 
> the takeover.  Muahahaha!


Celine Dion!

Oh, the humanity!

Please, whatever you do, don't...please don't...for the love of all that's
holy, don't send Shania Twain down to Indianapolis to the campus of IUPUI,
Physics Department, in the basement of the LD building, room 022 to begin
the takeover there.

And don't, for any reason, have her wear a Catwoman suit.









ML