Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Why is Matt not in The Path of Daggers? From: e98jgu@hacke-9.efd.lth.se (Johan Gustafsson) In article , Maggie preached to the perverted: > Eric P. McCoy thundered: > > "Icaris" writes: > > > > > Considering the strength of many of our main characters' power, they will > > > all look the same in 50 years. Except for lovely Min, she will be old and > > > ugly. And won't Lan be 90+?!!! I hope Rand and Nyneave find a stasis box... > > > > What, you suggest storing spouses in stasis boxes unless absolutely > > needed? Now *that's* an interesting idea. > > Where can I buy one of these? Let's see... item 145, Balefirerod 2000. "Thieves breaking into your house? Drunken sailors harassing you? Those pesky kids stealing apples from your very own tree? Fear not! With Balefirerod 2000(tm) you'll give them a lesson they'll not soon forget. WARNING: Dangerous and almost impossible to control!" ... Nah... Item 245b, Tel'Aran'Rhiod ter'angreal "Wet Dreamer", limited edition. "The ultimate in dream-erotica. This special ter'angreal lets you 'cyber' with the hottest stars of 'She-Devils in Paaran Disen'. Limited edition include rising star Mierin Eronaile as 'Servant of All'..." Nope. Ah, here we have it. Item 967, Stasis Box, Bel&Janin. "The next generation of stasis boxes for storage of artifacts, frozen food and non-channeling lovers. Only 59.95 crowns! Order now, and we include a copy of 'Joar Addam Nesossin sings his Greatest Hits' for only 9.95 crowns!" The adress is: AoL Mail Order Service Box 75 234 89 M'Jinn Lewsland HTH! Johan Gustafsson -- "They're evil! Pure evil! Not your everyday standard evil, like the band Styx or Adam Sandler, but full- bore- 100%- steaming- chunk- 'o- evil- in- the- microwave- that- will- turn- your- parents- into- whiffs- of- smoke- while- Sean- Connery- looks- on- type evil." - Scott Hamilton on Teletubbies