From jeff@spundreams.net.nospam Mon Jan 01 23:56:36 2001 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: Happy New Year... Errr... for a day ago From: Jeff Huo Date: Mon, 1 Jan 2001 22:56:36 -0600 In article , erica@mindspring.com says... > In article , Dave Hemming > wrote: > > > I just figured I'd add my hearty congratulations to all for > > surviving another year without exploding. Of course, I've left it > > rather later than everyone else, but them's the breaks... > > Yeah. What he said. > > ObAaron: Yes. > > -- E > p.s. May this new year bring you all peace and joy > p.p.s. Dave just exploded. Could someone please hand me a roll > of paper towels? BOOMING ANNOUNCER'S VOICE: Don't waste time on wimpy paper towels! Throw away those useless mops! Chuck that sponge into the ashbin! What you need for all your cleanup duties is--- THE RASFWRJ CABAL 9000 WET-AND-DRY SHOP VAC! Did you just LART a luser all over your workspace? Did the vat of Bacta incubating your killer homoculus spring a leak? Got a herd of hamsters loose in your living room? Want to fish for change in your septic tank? Need to clean up the aftermath of an mass ritual fertility celebration of the Sumerian Goddess Ishtar? You gotta get THE RASFWRJ CABAL 9000 WET-AND-DRY SHOP VAC! -Strip the paint off cars! -Rip nails from your walls! -Defoliate view-blocking trees! -Hunt small game with ease! -Enemas were never this easy! -all this and more with THE RASFWRJ CABAL 9000 WET-AND-DRY SHOP VAC! Need to get your mail? Just suck it out of the mailbox from your living room! Dog won't come when you call? Just ramp up the Vac! Ass too big? Save bundles on liposuction! Morning fog slowing your commute? Suck those unhappy clouds away! Need a little extra spark in your love life? She'll know you're serious when you whip out THE RASFWRJ CABAL 9000 WET-AND-DRY SHOP VAC! But wait! This miracle tool doesn't just suck --it blows! Clear driveways of snow and cars! Blow your yard clean of leaves and trees! Inflate small blimps! Remove annoying geographical features! Put small payloads into trans-solar orbit! Newbies won't read the FAQ and whine too much? They'll learn who's boss and who's b**ch when you blow 'em with THE RASFWRJ CABAL 9000 WET-AND-DRY-VAC! (cue heroic music) ... -Jeff -- Jeff Huo | jeff@spundreams.net.nospam (remove nospam) U. Michigan Med | http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff New to the group? Welcome! Please read http://www.landfield.com/faqs/sf/robert-jordan-faq/ http://www.spundreams.net/~jeff/rasfwrjians2.html