From mhoye@prince.carleton.ca Thu Nov 16 00:21:54 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: TAN: A Shocker! From: mhoye@prince.carleton.ca (Michael Hoye) Date: 16 Nov 2000 05:21:54 GMT In article <01mvu8.lc6.ln@muse.klio.org>, Mike Kozlowski wrote: > >(It goes without saying that Bush trusts people, is keeping this out of >the courts, and acting in a bipartisn fashion by refusing a fair and even >recount, right?) "I'm the next President, and I just want to say one thing to those of you who disagree with that, whether you are Republican, Democrat, Green or Reform: Fuck You. Fuck You All. Get away from those goddamn ballots, all of you. If a single Floridian so much as sneezes at a piece of chad in the next 72 hours, regardless of their party affiliation, I'm going to line every single Texan citizen up and have every third one airdropped into your godforsaken beachfront retirement communities in groups of fifty with guns, barbecues and all the pickup truck parts we find on their lawns right behind them, with instructions to make spring break at Daytona Beach look quieter than your fucking Bridge Night. You - that's right, you with the wrinkles everywhere: shut the hell up. I don't give a fuck if you were too stupid to ask for help when you realized you were too stupid to follow the simple instructions you were too stupid to read about ahead of time, and put a little dent in the hole marked "punch out" next to the big fucking arrow that said "Buchanan". One more whine out of you and I swear I'll cut off Florida's supply of blue hair dye, make teflon the mandatory stair-covering surface and have every walker in your county seized and melted down to make spring-loaded things with sharp edges that I will personally put everywhere you feel safe." "I want you to understand that I am a uniter, not a divider. Having conquered already, there is no need for me to divide anything. And I expect you all to be united in your acknowledgement of my completely just and lawful claim to the throne, excuse me, White House, regardless of which way the vote ends up going. I am President. If you do not like that, just remember: Fuck You." -- Mike Hoye ("This message, though paid for by the Republican Party, was really made possible by Ralph Nader. Way to stick it to the man, Ralphie.")