Subject: Re: Questions on the Future
From: smondo@my-dejanews.com
Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 19:16:34 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan

In article <19990224225650.25937.00002908@ng118.aol.com>,
  swampabst@aol.com (SwampaBst) wrote:
> Has anyone heard anything about Book 9? Rumors? etc...
>
It's out.

The title is: _The Assholes and the Bitches_.

Evidently RJ started listening to his True Fans(tm).

Evidently Nyneave and Moghedien get into a rip-roaring fight. They stare at
each other for about six chapters. It get's so intense that Ninny dislocates
an elbow while performing a complicated arm crossing under her heaving
breasts.

Evidently Lan was mildly concussed during this same manuever.

Rand realizes the error of his ways in taking oathes from AS. He decides that
equality is the most important issue to work on, so he begins taking oathes
from everyone on the planet.

He also sees the need to humanize the Asha'man. So in an attempt to make them
more acceptable to the world, he sends them on a 30 chapter OJT session with
Valan Luca's menagerie.

Egweyne and Halima become pillow-partners.

Faile brings the shaido into an alliance with Rand. To show his appreciation,
Rand turns her into a pillar of salt. Perrin puts her in the barn so the
horses have a salt-lick.

Davram Bashere tells his wife she should be more ambitious, like their
daughter.

Gawyn runs off with Uno to start a "Society of the Sword".

Elayne loses in her bid to become Queen and is last seen turning tricks in an
Illianer Common Room. Birgitte is her pimp.

The Seanchan decide that the people in Randland are just too friggin' wierd,
so they set fire to the Fortress of the Light and conduct a textbook perfect
retreat under fire movement and sail back home.

Mat changes his name to Raoul and moves into the palace in Ebu Dar.

Bela dies.

Pevin lives!

--
Steve
USENET Redneck

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