From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Thu Mar 09 15:58:11 2000 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan Subject: Re: Corrections (was Filk: Blame S**i't*n) From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard) Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2000 20:58:11 GMT On Wed, 08 Mar 2000 20:32:58 GMT, spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard) wrote: [Sa'snip] After looking at the two songs I noticed some errors. Here is the corrected version of Blame S**i't*n Blame S**i't*n by Tam al'Thor, Abel Cauthon, Haral Luhann Times have changed, our kids are getting worse, They've run off with an Aes Sedai and we know they're cursed! Should we blame the Whitecloaks? Or blame society? Or should we blame the threats of TG? No! Blame S**i't*n, Blame S**i't*n, With his scary Forsaken, And our souls that he's taken, Blame S**i't*n, Blame S**i't*n, We need to form a full assault! It's Sh**i't*n's fault. [Tam] Don't blame me for my son Rand. He heard the bloody stories and now he's off to see the land! [Abel] And my boy Mat used to hold me by the hand, But now when I see him he says he's leading the Band! Well, Blame S**i't*n, Blame S**i't*n, It seems that everything's gone wrong, Since S**i't*n came along. Blame S**i't*n, Blame S**i't*n, He's not even a real deity anyway. [Haral] The boy coulda' been a farmer, or a blacksmith rich and strong, Now instead he rules the land and everything is wrong! Should we blame the Faile, or should we blame the Tower? Or the Aes Sedai who allowed him to take power? Heck no! Blame S**i't*n, Blame S**i't*n, With all his balefire hullabaloo, And that attack on the rivers two. Blame S**i't*n, Shame on S**i't*n, For the farms he harmed, the seals he has smashed, The Trollocs' fun must all be undone, We must blame him and cause a fuss, Before anyone thinks of blaming us! -- Alex Goddard Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee Be a cabal informant, betray your friends and family, win FABULOUS PRIZES!