From: "Drew Gillmore" Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan References: <78jssj$7mc@llama.swcp.com> <19990126045553.20840.00003265@ng139.aol.com> Subject: Re: National DFS: Who's got balls? Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1999 18:24:43 -0600 Bunnythor wrote in message <19990126045553.20840.00003265@ng139.aol.com>... >Jimmy Bo Bob Hill a-said: > >>I'm thinking that Vegas might have a tattoo parlor or two; if so, I'm >>thinking that a discreetly-placed Chapter Icon might make a good tat. >>Anyone want to join me in taking the plunge? > >You're going to get a chapter icon on your balls? Well, that *is* >about as discrete as you can get without the needle-jockey >strapping on a proctoscope. > >So that begs the question: Which chapter icon would be most appropriate >to have tattooed onto one's genitalia? Anyone? Well, if you're going for the discreet ballsack tattoo, it's got to be the Flame of Tar Valon on one side, and the Dragon's Fang on the other. If other regions of the genitalia are being tattooed, it's got to be the Heron. "This form is called 'Snake In The Grass'. Good one, huh? And now let me show you 'Bull Rushes Down the Mountains'...oh, yeah that's a good one, 'Bull Rushes Back Up the Mountains...then Back Down the Mountains'... Here's one of my favorites...'The Badger Parts the Tunnel'...say, you don't have any friends do you? I could show you some forms used to when faced with multiple...opponents..." Drew Gillmore -- http://www.leisureforce.com/silverandgold/ drew@leisureforce.com