From spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM Sun Dec 03 21:57:13 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Filk: Am I Dragon?
From: spiffy_mctoad@hotmail.com.NOSPAM (Alex Goddard)
Date: Mon, 04 Dec 2000 02:57:13 GMT

With apologies to Diamond Head or Metallica...

Am I Dragon?
by Dragon Head or Matallica
(to the tune of "Am I Evil?")

My mother was Aiel, 'fore she froze and died.
Nynaeve is a bitch, but Lan is such a cool guy.
Bond Elayne now, she stops bein' chaste.
All panting and flushed, she makes a weird face.

Did Aviendha, it was cold.
Gotta help her, rack up that toh.
Beast with two backs out on the ice.
Whose my bride?

Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand, yes I am.

As I watched Moiraine die, I lost my head.
Revenge now I sought, to make Rahvin dead.
Takin' no chances, Maidens with me.
I balefire you, help set you free.

Did Aviendha, in the cold.
Gotta help her, rack up that toh.
Beast with two backs out on the ice.
Who's my bride?

Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand, yes I am.

On with the cleansing now, I'll fix the Taint.
I'll spread your blood around, like Cavness's paint[1].
My side is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat.
I'm a double dragon before ya, I'm so sweet.

Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand.

I make it with Farshaw, my wound like fire.
You can come with me, sweet desire.
Lews face is long forgot, Lews face not my own.
Sweet and timely Min, take me home.

Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand.

My soul is longing for, await my three.
Sent to beat the Dark One, and kill myself.
Lews face is long forgot, Lews face not my own.
Sweet and timely Min, take me home.

Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand, yes I am.

Am I Dragon?  Yes I fucking am.
Am I Dragon? I am Rand, yes I am.


[1] - The author is aware that Rand has no idea who Kkken is, but it
makes the rhyme work.

-- 
Alex Goddard
Lord of the Morning Cup(s) of Coffee
"Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!"
    -Armondo Guitierrez

From droth@mb.sympatico.ca Mon Dec 04 00:44:46 2000
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
Subject: Re: Filk: Am I Dragon?
From: droth@mb.sympatico.ca
Date: Sun, 03 Dec 2000 23:44:46 -0600



Alex Goddard wrote:

> With apologies to Diamond Head or Metallica...

> ...

>
> Am I Dragon?  Yes I am.
> Am I Dragon? I am Rand, yes I am.
> ...

I feel dirty...

DR