"Some important notes about the humor archive:

- I'm doing this for fun. Irritate me, and I'll pull your posts, if you have any, and put you on the blacklist if you don't yet.

- Whine, and you're out. Piss me off, and you're out. Forever. Don't like that? Make your own. Don't bother threatening me.

- Re: Updates - I'll get it done when I get it done. Time estimates are estimates. Deal. See Point 2. In the meantime, the solution to your problem is coping, followed immediately by more coping.

- Read point 2 again. Really."